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2022 Edition

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RELEASE OF THE 2022 EDITION

We couldn't be more excited to bring to you a new way of getting funding for your startup or idea. sic.

unroastED Disclaimer - roasTING may involve intellectual abuse, running down your stupid ideas, give a shakeup, a reality check,  so you can live your life better and also maybe get funded.

We roasT (give feedback, roughly) startups, their products and sometimes their people too!

So lets speak the truth, only the truth and get love (some hate too!).

You get roasted by submitted yourself to the roastmaster, you get roastED in writing,

and then if your idea deserves an audience,

we shall do a LIVE roasT and let them cheer.

oh and also funding.

2022

roasT sessions

get roasTED

got an startup, idea, product or yourself?

We would love to roasT either or all of the above

You can nominate someone else too!

TBD

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KA

Namma hurida

Upcoming roasT dates /
city wise, we like slow roast, no?

roastED startups

bengaluru brilliance only

TBD

20

DL

tandoor bhuna dry

roastED founders

only Dilli wale bc

TBD

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MH

majhe product, majhe bhajne

roastED products

Marathi manoos jaga ho

TBD

06

HR

Bhaddbhooja Bhakkadd

roastED ideas

ghanna choudhari say

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1.Get roastED now, else burnout later (have cash, will burn syndrome)

1. You have a lot of time and money to waste anyway (Spend some money and time now, here, to save more in future)

1. Survey suggests that roasted startups get value, see the random spider web chart

3. Get roastED by strangers, have your friends watch and participate!

4. Learn new lingos and jargons, impress your partner

1. Stop you from making stupid mistakes in your startup and product like this wrong numbered list.

Ok seriously,

7. Less formal event to pitch you idea, startup, self improvement plan, product strategy or any stupid get-famous-in-office plan that you have.

Why geT roastED /
Its fun. Its useful.

roasTmastERS/
Fire ball

1. Fun of watching others squirm at their bad ideas

2. Fame - Bad idea killer of the year

1. Money - Invest in startups

2. Infamy - Roastmasters Title

1. Get to see what nonsense others are building, and stop them from doing that

2. Offer rational advice to irrational people

1. empty out your knowledge tank on willing audience, yes we will assemble them

Pretty sure you are smiling by now, and can fill up a another page of benefits.

 

1. Uncensored mockery (you pay extra for behind the scenes, also in-private, hidden sessions)

1. Watch bad ideas beaten up quick and easy 

5 Watch the nonsense unfold, you might learn something, we don't take credit for that.

 7. Get famous, guaranteed if you play smart.

 

8 Burn them with your own questions

Spectate /
watch the show

fire it up /

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